na rudaí simplí

therapist: why do you laugh when you say anything negative about yourself
me: cos honestly its hilarious how incompetent i am

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nerdjpg:

*looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes

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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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180mph:

Me: why is sun bright
Redditor: Scholarly academic here, wrote three papers on the subject, Ph.D and Masters from two ivy league institutions ‘06 and ‘01, graduated from boarding school in Boston ‘97, 4.0 gpa, valedictorian, three ted talks, hot doctor wife and four kids who all play lacrosse and row. The sun is bright because it’s hot

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Very sad.

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teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

Already me. Oops.

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